die Wissenshaft der Verführung
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the american high school experience
- million-dollar gyms but bathroom stalls with no doors
- speaking of bathrooms, shit sayings on the walls, mostly along the lines of “fuck this shit”
- stressed out anxiety-prone teens running on 3 hours of sleep and a shit ton of coffee
- the Pacer
- teachers saying “this isn’t middle school anymore”
- broken air conditioning
- classrooms that either feel like the arctic tundra or the pits of hell
- “wikipedia isn’t a reliable source”
- a shit ton of standardized tests
- “if someone dies during the final, everyone gets an A, so who’s gonna take one for the team?”
- “if the teacher is fifteen minutes late we can leave.”
- jeopardy
- quizlet
- the cha-cha slide
- “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”
(via chaotic-little-bitch)
- million-dollar gyms but bathroom stalls with no doors
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give him a theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj1cz6Aijs4
here
(via the-mental-archaeologist)
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The beginning of Block B will forever be golden.
Meanwhile Block B: *instant regret*
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(via blckspink)
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I don’t know if this has already been done, but I think about it a lot.
damn…there is truth in this.
(via chaotic-little-bitch)
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![bontheblock:
“ “ [JAEHYO (Instagram)] the doggy..took a picture just like a person..
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[JAEHYO (Instagram)] the doggy..took a picture just like a person..
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Falling back into a destructive mindset after being okay for a while is exhausting and upsetting.
(via chaotic-little-bitch)
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(via the-mental-archaeologist)
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Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?
I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?
I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.
I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.
When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.
What a time to be alive
(via the-mental-archaeologist)
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Don’t Argue With…
Aries: They’ll beat you up.
Taurus: They’ll have patience until you try them.
Gemini: They’ll make you so confused you forgot what you were arguing about.
Cancer: They’ll make you feel like shit
Leo: They’ll make you apologize
Virgo: They’ll beat your logic
Libra: They’ll get you to realize there are two sides to the situation and both sides are right.
Scorpio: They’ll use it against you later.
Sagittarius: They’ll tire you out until you cave.
Capricorn: They’ll shut up and let you learn it on your own terms, then you’ll realize how stupid you were.
Aquarius: They’ll ignore you.
Pisces: “okay but it’s just how i feel”(via zodiacsociety)
